IAN'S GETTING READY

If I had to describe the word ‘Awesomeness’ in pictorial form, I couldn’t do it any better than this.

Award entries are closing on Wednesday, so I’m putting up the rest of the videos now. I’m not really sure about the hair, but must say the Botox has made quite a difference, and best of all I really enjoyed that gas. As Dean Hunt said, I now have the forehead of a 14 year old and the face of a 40 year old.

Not sure if it has anything to do my recent trip to the waxing salon, but I’ve had a lot of attention this week. I just got another excellent piece of fan art. It’s brilliant because I’ve always wondered what I’d look like in the outdoors, plus it perfectly captures my enthusiasm for birds.

Thanks Travis Lampe. You’re pretty neat yourself.

Had a spray tan for AWARD, and I must say it actually does look pretty good. I’d probably have one again if I could have Fran do it again, and also because the free g-string they gave me at Tan Temple is now getting a bit sad looking.

Have a look: www.iansgettingready.com

This is going in a frame.

After getting recognized on Saturday night by a rather fetching young lady out and about, now it looks like I have an actual fan. Hope she stalks me.